Our worst fears have been realized men, UEDF has a new super-weapon! Crayas has named it after himself... The Crayola Multi-Colour pack Crayons! Our spys tell me they plan to empty the pack all over the HQ floor. This could result in a TSE trooper guarding the HQ tripping and hurting his big toe. Medics are advised to stay on stand-by for any emergencies and scouts are to be on the look out for this weapon while our Scientists find a way to reverse its effects.
-Jorhan Stalh
